WhERE THE FUCK has HAWKEYe been Im LAUGhign sOOO HARD At the thought of Clint not having done fHCKING ANYYHINH FOR THE PAST LIKE YEAR OH MY GOD CLINT JUST SITS IN HIS APARTMENT EATING CAPTAIN CRUNch watching The Real housewives and thEres DISTANT EXPLOSIONS OUTSIDE AND MUFFLED SCREAMS
"Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ‘what am I willing to put up with today?’ Not fucking this."
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.
MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.
And my bow.
celebrities that get more shit than they should:
- nicki minaj
- miley cyrus
- lindsay lohan
- taylor swift
celebrities that don’t get enough shit:
- justin bieber
- nash grier
- justin bieber
- robin thicke
ok let’s talk about the genius of The LEGO Movie
- the villain is called ‘Lord/President Business’ and looks like MITT ROMNEY who is both president of the world and a CEO -a corporation that runs the world
- Lord Business wants everyone to stick to the instructions (as per the normal LEGO products…
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerateU N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S